gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
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i dedicated my morning wood to you.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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