So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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