his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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