well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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