in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
