They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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