I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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