You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize