scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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