On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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