You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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