i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
