I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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