Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You are the jesus of drinking
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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