i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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