Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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