summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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