If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Randomize