Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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