SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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