You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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