sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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