forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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