everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
even my farts smell like vagina
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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