I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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