Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I lost the right to judge tonight
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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