idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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