I'm going to jail i love you
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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