hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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