Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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