Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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