on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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