Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Reggie can tackle my bush.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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