talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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