you turned your livingroom into a bong?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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