its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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