she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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