Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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