i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I intend to get homeless drunk
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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