Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You may now shotgun with the bride
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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