It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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