i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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