I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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