I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
