That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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