I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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