exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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