PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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