I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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