it wasn't lemon gatorade
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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