i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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