he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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