i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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