so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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