everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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