we're chasing vodka with high fives
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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