What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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