we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
