Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
